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It is a daddylicous thing that is stuck to a mans groin, that thing is their penis. But their is one rule, the penis has to be thick and chunky.
"oh my god dude, did you see Ariana Grande sucking Shawn Mendes's big juicy stick?"
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Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.
Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!
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A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.
Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
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When someone gives a handjob to a passenger while driving.
"Dude, that bitch gave me an Amish Stick-Shift"
" That shit cray"
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This move is performed, typically when the lights are off and takes a little premeditation. You take a shit and stuff it inside a condom. Freeze the condom, then when you are ready to fuck a bitch, you get the frozen shit stick and fuck the girls brains out with it..hopefully long enough for it to melt inside her.
I brought this drunk slut home from the bar the other night and finally got to use my detroit dip stick I've been saving on her!
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When, in preparation for coitus, a man applies chewing tobacco to the skin of his erect penis, whereupon the receptive sexual partner smasms from the tobacco- thus leading to a very niceorgasm for the man (though it stings a bit)
She didn't even see it coming, but when I slipped her the cajun hot stick, her ass clamped down like a bear trap.
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A small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. The stick is ineffective but looks impressive. They only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. Much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.
It is a way for upper management to claim they are "working with the employees" but doesn't make them do much work.
When I see the general manager wielding his manager stick, I wonder how many other people can see through the facade.
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