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Referring to something extremely dry.
The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
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A small boy with overly sized man tits ridiculed by others. People that often ridicule them are called Matt and are sometimes very offensive
Used when telling a fat guy to shut the fuck up.
"Hey tubby, shut your tits."
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A good way to refer to your fat male friends.
J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?
L: uh.. not much...
J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.
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The fraze that desribes the aversion from a speceific breasts size.
guy 1:"Dude check out those knockers! they are a perfect 10!"
guy 2:"meh, they are too big".
guy 1:"No they are not, just perefect G's!".
guy 2:"Sorry... not my cup of tits, I am more into C's".
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The most money of all the tits, Mitt "Mr. Money Tit" Romney. Mr. Money Tit is an anagram of Mitt Romney.
"Hey, make sure to vote today."
"Yep, wouldn't miss my chance to vote for Mr. Money Tit."
"Yeah, he's so money."
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