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Alex is a THICC Jewish boy that looks at memes on his phone, wears neon green headphone, gets high off brisk, and plays a little to much solitaire
Alex Shainburg : Hey
Jack: Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya, mwah
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like wizz khalifa
The hot, sexy, cute, main character from DreamWorks' 'Madagascar' franchise voiced by Ben Stiller
"ALEX THE LION, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAR?"
hey guys, have you seen alex wells tonight? he’s looking fine
An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.
To be in the presence of Alex Fokas is to be blessed. Namaste
A dirty Alex Tucker is when you are masturbating and your whole family walks into your room so you have a group orgy and get pegged by your mum.
My family just got home, time to pull a Dirty Alex Tucker
An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.
Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell
Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well