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A gay version of all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us all your base are belong to us, which is funny, cause the origional is just as gaygaygay.
When Uncle FunkalunkelUncle FunkalunkelUncle Funkalunkel walked into the Blue Oyster Club and saw all the hot leather clad men, he pulled out his wanker and yelled, "all your ass are belong to us!"
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A special burger that comes with Brussels Sprouts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger, you should try it!"
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When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
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It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell
-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all
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animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film
not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks
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The power that a man with a large gaping asshole wields over those who lack this libido-stimulating rectal virtue. See goatse for details.
mortal: Wow! - your asshole is inflamed, gaping, and smells similar to a mixture of stagnant bloody stool and rotting fishheads. Can I touch?
goatse man: Tremble before me and worship, ye mortals. Lo! - my asshole shall enslave thee and thy brethren.
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A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.
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