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What you tell your bf when you want anal sex
I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful
When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.
Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen
The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
When to chinky people fuck in multiple weird positions only for chinks aso it's called chinky anal
I did chinky anal with that rice loving bitch last night
Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!
Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
Malfunction in the ass which rectiles water into your shitter pipes
Marcio had the shits for 3 weeks so Marcio now has an anal distrify