Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
Scott, you're a douche shuttle.
A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
Wanna sit here for lunch?
Nah, the douche mansion is sitting right there
Like you’re being a douchebag and bragging about what you’ve done.
We should make this a competition! It will be great for some douche bragery.
Or
Listen to this guy! Typical "Douche-bragery"
Me- You can thank Bakedoatbar with help from Faith the most un holy duo.
Bystander...... douche bragers!