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"Matt, there is a tree branch sticking out of your La Placa hole."
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"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.
I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.
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Holes made in the snow, that are not attractive because you know how they were made.
Normally used to refer to a persons eyes "The morning after night before" when they have a very bad hangover, and it shows.
1. "Man what a night I had last night, I got totally pissed!"
2. "I can tell, your eyes look like piss holes in the snow."
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Sue thought the pizza guy was a real nice guy for waiving the charge... until he punched her to the floor and went for her warm pink hole
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Someone who not only does not add to any nascent banter, but, whenever they are around, the banter disappears due to their incredible density and the unbelievable absence of their banter. Often shortened to B.B.H.
He's a complete B.B.H. Banter Black Hole
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when a guy is letting someone know when they are going to bust.
Dan says to jill fire in the hole
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something a girl named Imogen says to people when she acts like she hates, but she actually thinks there cool
can you go die in a hole
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