When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.
When a male ejaculates in his partner and fills them with semen. A third person then licks the orifice clean.
Last weekend, I was on the out in an in and out pie
When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm
Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up
When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.
"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"
"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."
A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"