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benefits outwade the risks

Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.

A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".

by QuacksO June 8, 2023


Munch with benefits

Something that randy thinks he is that doesnt exist

Randy: I am a munch with benefits

Us: no youre not thats not how it works

by wandy candy November 10, 2022


Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.

"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"

by ClubBottle September 25, 2022


Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB)

A baby daddy with benefits is a person whom a woman shares a child or children with, and goes to bed with. In which, they do not have a romantic or friendship type of relationship and only take about the child outside of sex. They sleep with each other whenever it’s convenient for them or when the children are in school/daycare.

Guy: Hey what you doing?
Girl: Nothing much, my Baby daddy with benefits (BDWB) is coming over tonight though.

by Sexylexyyy September 1, 2022


Great taste with benefits

referring to a drink that tastes great but also has a lot of benefits
originally referring to REZ. rezbev.com

boy: "wow this drink has immune support, electrolytes, 0-sugar, 10-calories, only 1-carb, and tastes great"
Girl: "That is a REZ it has great taste with benefits"

by rezbev October 27, 2021


domino benefit

All or any of the unforeseen good things that happen when one does an act of kindness, altruism, volunteer.

FOR PEOPLE MY AGE: She reads to the pre-schoolers at the library every Tuesday. She loves it and has done it for years. She did it mainly for herself, her love of books and children, then she discovered the Domino Benefit to the small act of reading to children. One person came up to her and said that she read to them, he read to his son and his son reads to his daughter.
FOR YOUNGER FOLKS: Her mom made her mow the neighbors yard for sneaking out to a party. However, she had a massive Domino Benefit, when every boy on the block came out to help her, she felt like Tom Sawyer, except he was a she and she had no problem with the attention, torturing the boys, and she didn't have to do anything! When she told her BFF what had happened, BFF promptly went out to start the lawn mower, which shocked the hell out of her parents and she got 50.00 and keys to the car for the rest of the weekend!!!!

by Ella Phant December 3, 2014


Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.

Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020