female smegma

female smegma is a whitish deposit that naturaly builds up around the folds of the clitoral hood and other folds of the female genital organs, if insufficient cleaning of the area takes place. (bit like cottage cheese)Washing with warm water is the usual means of cleansing.

A deposit of white material around the clitoris and the hood is usualy a sign of build up of female smegma

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female wood

1. Titty hard ons.

2. A female's erect nipples.

Beatrice has female wood.

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female twink

Female Twink is described as a short, skinny, cute, boy-ish lesbian who's into tough "mamma bear" figures. Female Twinks are small and defenceless, therefore commonly partner with older more masculine ladies as a form of support and protection. The best way to describe a Female Twink is a gay boy trapped in a lesbian body.

Woah, her girlfriend looks tough. She must me a Female Twink.

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female simp

a girl that denies all accusations of being associated with a male, but when her and the male are alone, she acts as if she is in love with him.

Kora says she doesn't like cheezy, thus making her a female simp

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Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet

God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?

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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.

Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.

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female douchebag

A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!

*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.

If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.

*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.

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