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Affliction of the anal ring, often induced by not changing boxers for several days, or often follows a trip to the toilet after a night on the beer.
Leads to uncomfort from itching to hindering walking.
"Ah man I just dominated the toilet, but i feel i could have ayerie hole after it"
"Hey pass me the cream, I've ayerie hole"
Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.
Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?
Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...
Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.
any thing advantageous one keeps hidden until the right moment to use it. This is a play on playing cards, in which the Ace is the highest ranking card.
"Viagra was my uncle's Ace in the Hole with this girl last night. Ugh... -_-"
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When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
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What you would say to someone who you really hate
Bully: you suck at Fortnite
Me: die in a hole
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When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.
After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.
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The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
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