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1. Male human beings
2. A group, like any other, needs to be taken one at a
time. Some are assholes, like their female counterparts, and others are gentlemen. Have lots of testosterone, so scientifically, think about violence and sex more than women. Not all the time. Again, we may think of sex more than females, but not every single waking moment of our lives.
3. The gender that is bashed constantly on here by feminazis who ruin the feminist belief, mainly because of the misogynists on this site who write stupid sex acts. I can bet my life that these "men" are not really "men" at all, but horny 12 year old boys behind a computer screen.
Ladies, before you judge, there are multiple definitions of men themselves (me included) who protest and are against these definitions. Saying "all men are sexist assholes" is a chauvinistic comment on it's own. Two wrongs don't make a right.
Mary hates all 3 billion men on the planet because a bunch of horny 13 year old virgins wrote misogynistic "definitions" on some website called "Urbandictionary.com".
See closed minded
And now, I must use the word "man" in my example.
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.
90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
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A type of unneeded disgusting stinky filthy retarded moving pile of shitty garbage with strong hallucinations and inferiority complexes, often with a lot of vomit-inducing pubic-like hair all over them and a lot of destructive intentions and vile thoughts that must be beaten with the hardest and preferably molten objects until their death as soon as you see them. Other methods such as mutilating the most disgusting and ugliest thing you'll ever see in between their legs and leaving them hanging upside down until they bleed out can also be used. ;)
Person 1: Look! A man!
Person 2: You got the blade?
Person 1: Yeap!
Person 2 (with a grin): Ok, let's go do some cleaning! :D
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the other white meat that gives some happyness but to most none
Tammy: GOD! that fucking man was not good in bed like you said!
April: It ain't my falt your a fucking loose whore!
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One who believes he has that “big dick energy.” Believes many people are below him if they too don’t posses the BDE.
“I’m Jared... and I’m the man”
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Man in the 21st Century is like no other time, for example: Kid Rock and Snoop Dog got together and made a cheer/ theme song about ordering women to get on their knees and defiling their faces for disgusting, cruel "fun" time and also THOT is too popular to remove from the Urban Dictionary. Man is Malignant And Narcissistic.
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verb. - to show power, to assert one's dominance, to defeat, to humiliate
Jerry: Yeah, so anyway, I started using this new shampoo, and...
Tim: Dude, shut the fuck up, no one cares!
Rick: Wow, dude you just got manned.
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