Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

chicken neck

A neighborhood woman who performs oral sex on men, often for nothing in return.

Everybody on the block knows Kwaneesha. They may not know her name, but they know she's the chicken neck of 112th St.

warbler-neck

Warbler neck is the sore neck birders get from staring at migrating warblers up in the trees all day.

"Maddy just arrived at High Island, she's been looking straight up, scanning those treetops with her binoculars for hours at a time for Black-throated Green Warblers. It's only a matter of time before she develops warbler-neck."

nuck neck

Nuck neck is an insult for those who are good friends, but you want to throw a refrigerator at them sometimes.

"Whats up queer?" "Shut up you nuck neck. Im about to throw a refrigerator at you."

side neck

The tip of the penis is the head, the shaft would be the side neck. The neck supports the head

girl: damn he had so much side neck #long dick

"no ones side neck is as thick as gastons"

I zipped my side neck in my zipper.
That giant black dick had so much side neck

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

Dust Neck

An old ass teacher

Shut the fuck up you Dust Neck!