Pull an AD

To fail to attend friends and loved one's momentous occasions, despite having assured them one would be there, only to instead opt for menial tasks such as smoking pot, gaming, and most possibly masturbation

Matt decided to pull an AD on my birthday this year, the bastard, only to touch himself ever so tenderly while watching Pretty Woman

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AD-36

A virus that causes permenant obesity in humans. 30% of all obese people have it, and 11% of non obese people have it too.

Stay away from fat people, otherwise you might catch AD-36.

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Ad Gambling

Refreshing during an unskippable ad on Youtube. This results in either another ad, or the original video, hence the "gambling".

"I tried ad gambling PewDiePie's recent video, lost three times in a row"
"Sike, PewDiePie doesn't make ads"

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X-Ade

An amazing thirst quencher made by Cutting Edge Beverages. It tastes better than Gatorade, but it is very cheap. It comes in a variety of delicious flavors.

"X-Ade Xtreme Thrist Quencher"

"Get It Back"

Hey bro why are you drinking Gatorade? X-Ade is cheaper and better.

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Ad Homonym

A misspelling of "ad hominem."

Ad homonym is a misspelling of the word, ad hominem.

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Dirty Ade

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

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tran-ade

A transvestite grenade. It is the moment when you realize, usually while extremely drunk and/or stoned, that the extremely hot chick you've been grinding all night on the dance floor is a transvestite.

The term was first coined on an episode of Jersey Shore when The Situation fell for one.

Dude is so smashed that he's missing all the clues that he's working a tran-ade!

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