Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.
Colin Albert just impregnated me
I like to kill people BANG! BANG!
Colin albert Yo advantage bois pull up BANG BANG
A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay
Someone who gets female attention without even trying
Johnny sins is an ALBERT
Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT
To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them
Why did you Albert my computer?
The most popular ROBLOX YouTube star in 2021 so far.
Written by Maddie