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When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.
"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."
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1. A fat bald dad
2. A hairless potato
Yo, he a bald-potato
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The new age of combover where males who are balding attempt to cover up this fact by using any remaing hairs to create a faux hawk.
Dude look at that guy with The Bald Eagle.
Lame, he should srsly invest in a hat.
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to go really fast like with nitro.
dood you really bald eagled that turn, i can smell your tires burning!
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Bold Martin like people sucking his feet
Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet
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A young, hairless ball-sack (a.k.a. male jailbait)
She fondled his bald niple.
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Similar to a flying squirrel, a Bald Eagle occurs as you stretch your ballsack out by the edges while you get your salad tossed while simultaneously receiving a hand job from a girl kneeling in front of you.
Matt: I need to go out to the airport to catch a bald eagle.
Canon: Hope he's good looking...
Matt: (Punches Canon)
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