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When a guy is getting a blow job and as he's coming in the girl's mouth, he tells her something ridiculous that makes her choke... and cum spew out of her nose.. like fire.
"Oh, god, I'm gonna come"
::Guy is coming::
"By the way, I have AIDS"
::Girl chokes, cum spews::
Thus, the girl becomes a Brazilian Fire Dragon.
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A romantic and sexual act involving a man giving a gentle and loving kiss directly on the anus of his life partner. This is very common in Brazilian culture as it's the ultimate intimacy.
Kyle: Dude did you give her a Brazilian Kiss?..
Pedro: Yes, I kissed her on the eye of the anus.
Xavier: How Romantic!
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The act of vomiting, in a particularly violent and uncontrollable manner.
"I'm never going to KEBAB-ME again after they gave me this kebab of mass destruction. I just did a Brazilian Kiss down your toilet."
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When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate
DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?
C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty
DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
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Devastating severe storms and mudslides in the southeastern Brazilian state of Rio de Janeiro
Hey Jason Did you hear about that Brazilian Mudslide? "Oh ya pretty fucked up shit right there."
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When having sex with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of STD and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand).
When I was having sex with a chick I met in a club I told her I had AIDS when giving it to her doggy style. My Brazilian Bull Ride lasted 8 seconds.
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the shit that feels like it will never end and breaks into long stick of it in the toilet usually following eating lots of tamales or salsa and chips
"Damn, that Brazilian Long Boat was probably this fucking long," Eric spouted and showed with his hands.
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