Cod Smoker

Slang from New England used as a replacement to using the term "cock sucker."

Person 1: I have to work a double today. My coworker called out.
Person 2: He does that all the time. What a cod smoker.

cod steamer

When you start off foreplay by eating lutefisk and climax by shitting on the back of her head while pinning her arms down with your knees and tickling her stomach so that her legs flop like a cods tail.

While at a hostel in Norway, my friend gave a girl a cod steamer. She went in as a blonde and left as a fishy smelling brunette.

cape cod

Considered by many to be the jewel of Massachusetts when in reality it contains rich, pompous assholes, private beaches, and bumper to bumper traffic. Massachusetts residents who choose to avoid this, often flock to NH where they complain about the lack of shopping malls and things to do.

Masshole 1:Going to the cape this weekend? (cape cod)

Masshole 2: Nah, tha taffic is gonna be wicked bad; total pissah. We are heading up to NH to drive wrecklessly and annoy the natives.

Masshole 1:Can i come with?

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cod bag

the tip of a condom, also known as the reservoir tip

johhny screwed lisa until the cod bag busted

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CoD Wiki

The awesomest encyclopedia about Call of Duty ever.

Friend 1: Hey, dude, what amount of kills do you get the tac knife at?
Friend 2: No idea, try looking it up on the CoD Wiki. They know everything

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cape cod

One of the best places to live on earth, but the old rich summer people that live here for 2 months (july & august) ruin the beach nights for the locals by calling the police on bonfires and such. The local youths that tough out the long hard winters (while the rich old farts go to their homes in florida) love to drink and have fun in the summer, and will never stop for any tourists!

Johnny Local: "Hey dude pretty awsome night on Cape Cod huh?"
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live

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CoD Fever

An excuse made so that someone can stay home from school/work and play a newly released Call of Duty

Guy 1: "Hey man. Where's Joe at?"

Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? He got the CoD Fever pretty bad"

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