Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

cat

something you can snuggle with all day while eating food and binge watching a series

im gonna binge watch breaking bad with my cat

Cat

The power of a god.

Meow Meow I'm a Cat!

Cat

Furry peice of shit

You know what a cat is

Cat

/kat/ noun.

small domesticated animals with four furry legs and a tail. Meows often and can be dickheads but also cuddly. but this is not limited to walrusses, kangafuckingroos, foxes, chinchillas, and raccooons. Anything with whiskers is a cat.

*at the beach*
John: "Did you see that thing over there?"

Bob: "Is that a dolphin???"

John: "No its a seal, the water cat."

Bob:"Oh shoot you right."

Cat

Not a dog

This not a dog, this is a CAT(not a dog)