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When your sleeping with a girl and stick your penis in her butt and quickly pull it out and pretending to be asleep leaving the girl all confused.
Last night i gave my wife a Chinese Riddler and now she thinks we have ghosts.
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A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
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Adjective; to have a
If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.
An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.
It is not used in a racist manner.
Lookin forward to a great big dirty chinese tonight
Had a really dirty chinese last night
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A person who is half or a quarter chinese, and doesn't look Chinese.
Henrietta: Ayo, is this kid white, 'cause his eyes is weird.
Joe: Nah dawg, he's one of dem undercover chinese. He's mom's probably chinese, but all you can see is his slanted eyes, revealing his inner-chinaman.
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Every time someone comes, bang a gong. No western utensils.
Patrick: I brought forks for the party, man.
Xian Pu: get those western utensils out of here. This evening was supposed to be Chinese style.
Alessandra: hi guys!
*Gong sounds!*
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UK (London) slang for upper-end Chinese marijuana rolled in a joint. The term was popularised by UK rapper Dizzee Rascal in his song 'Stand up Tall.' The reason the word 'zoot' is used is because the joint is 'coned' or wider at one end. The marijuana is a considerably strong type.
'Never had the desire for Chinese Zoots' - Dizzee Rascal
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Eating duck sauce from a pussy
I had the best Chinese taco last night
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