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Christopher Dickson

Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.

Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”

by DICKSONHATER December 5, 2022


Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021


Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019


Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 25, 2021


Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018


Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!

He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!

by Mrs.H December 17, 2021


Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020