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the extended spring break that no one asked for because we’re all stuck in our fucking houses social distancing
Omg Karen, can’t wait for corona break! - said no one ever
The time of world quarantine because of corona virus when school shut down
- Yo I had soo much homework to do during corona holidays.
- I know, I don’t like it either.
The one person who you are allowing yourself to break quarantine with.
Person 1: Hey man! You can't be that close to her!
Person 2: Hey, don't worry! She is my corona bud.
A girl who, while quarantining because of COVID-19 related reasons, messages men on social media in hopes of getting attention, food deliveries, etc. She will entice her victim with hopes of possible romance when her quarantine period is over, only to never be heard from again.
Person A: This poor girl I've been talking to has Corona and is stuck in her room! Should I order her some food to help cheer her up?
Persom B: Be careful. I think she may be a Corona Floozy trying to use you.
The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.
I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
The final course in Super Mario Sunshine. There, the protagonists Mario and F.L.U.D.D. have to navigate the lava lake, high-jump using the Rocket Nozzle and defeat Bowser (and Bowser Jr.) to rescue Princess Peach (for the 268th time).
Due to its name, Corona Mountain is joked by fans to be the source of Coronavirus.
US and Europe: Coronavirus comes from China!
China: No! The US soldiers sent them to China!
Super Mario fans: You're both wrong! It actually originates from the Corona Mountain!!!
Every other people on Earth: WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!