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What that annoying kid says when you cough. Sign of mental deficiency. At least my school is closing. F.
Me: *coughs*
Timmy: “DoEs HE HaVe CoRoNA?!?111!!?”
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A Corona is a disease made in a secret government lab which is now a pandemic. How do we cure a corona? Bleach and harsh light said a qualified doctor who lives in the White house.
Guy1: Oh shit I got the corona
Guy2: Here rub this bleach in ur eyes and look at the sun
Guy1: oh thanks My corona is cured
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magic liquid that makes every kind of moving object look like a hot girl. side affects may include:
1. waking up next to an ugly girl
2. waking up next to a really ugly girl
3. waking up next to a man
4. waking up next to a tree with a small hole in it
5. waking up next to a combination of the four
Oh man what a night! I actully screwed cameron diaz! it was so good! Why is there corona bottles all over the room? And what the hell is this tree doing here?
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Corona is reserved only for the very most epic of gamers. Once you have been to China go up to your friends then cough on them to spread the cheer!
Blake: Eric get away from me you were in china yesterday!
Eric: *Coughs*
Blake: Oh, you are just spreading the Corona epicness.
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the word says it all. The crown, the royalness, the king of beers, no not budweiser
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An alcoholic drink made in Mexico to satisfy adults thirst. Known to make people sick.
Lamar: Wassup can a Loo come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin' with. nigga...
Franklin: *Drinks a nice cold Corona*
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An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.
From facism to communism to Islamism, is coronaism the new supremacism or terrorism?
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