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When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”
1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
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Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?
James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.
Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
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1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.
2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
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basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
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Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day
International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl
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To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!
Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)
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