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Pensacola coin purse

v. The act of stuffing ones testicles into a woman's vagina along with your penis.

To Julies surprise, Greg was able to show her that the Pensacola coin purse was indeed possible.

by KJ Essick April 18, 2014


Face Coin Bank

A Face Coin Bank is a bank that looks like a face. It’s extremely weird and unsettling. It just swallows coins.

😂Hahaha did you see the Face Coin Bank yet? Man, it’s so weird!!

by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021


Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022


Coin Operated Boy

'Coin Operated Boy' is a legendary song by the one and only group called the Dresden Dolls. Never heard it before? You're in for a treat! Or at least some of the ladies are. The more you listen to the song the more you realize that its not about a coin operated boy...

Person 1: Hey, have you heard the song, "Coin Operated Boy"?
Person 2: *sly smile* I sure have ;)
Person 1: Oh? Do you like it?
Person 2: *has ~I can even take it in the bath!~ running through their head* Yes, yes I do.

by ohfortheloveofherbgerblins March 16, 2019


Thot-ful coin

A two faced hoe. Someone who will wipe your tears after a breakup then goes and hooks up with your man within hours.

Carol: OMG, how could Levy do that to me? *cries*
Alexa: Gurl, just leave him he ain't worth it.

Later that day, Hoe goes to Levy's house:

Alexa: Hey I heard you and Carol broke up. She wasn't your type anyway, but I'm here now. ;)
*they hook up*

Alexa is a thot-ful coin.

by Chickenslayer69 April 17, 2015


Rusty coin purse

When you bang a chick while she's on her period and your balls get all "rusty". Not to be confused with red wings which is when you eat a girl out on her period.

I fucked this ho last night and I didn't know she was on the rag til the next morning when I saw my rusty coin purse.

by Classickgirl77 November 27, 2013

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Challenge Coin Tasks

Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.

When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

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