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anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.

Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!

by AbnormalBoy May 18, 2004

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Conversation-Ender

N. A word, pherase or emoticon that abruptly and aquwardly ends a conversation between two or more people.

Person 1: John and I were texting yesterday then he said "lol".
Person 2: Wow, what a conversation-ender!

by XcokrokerX June 4, 2010

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Conversation Hog

Someone who must be the center at attention in all conversations and will not let someone get a word in edgewise.
This person can continue with sentence after sentence without breathing.It is truly an endurance feat.

That damn conversation hog wouldn't even let me have a conversation with someone else without interjecting gibberish.Thinking they are so FUCKING PROFOUND.

Did you hear that conversation hog at the companies holiday party ? The idiot didn't know which way to go !
He tried having three conversations at the same time.

The last time we saw that conversation hog he was was battling with the that conceited corporate cunt over there next to the CFO for the CEOs attention.

Did that conversation hog let anyone speak ?
That is no different at the office daily.He MUST know something about everything.
When in reality he doesn't know JACK SHIT.

by JohnJobee October 12, 2011

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Conversate

To engage in a brief short conversation straight to the point

My boss call me into his office to conversate about the memo schedule tomorrow

by Mannykite July 30, 2015

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Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.

Conversion therapy is not good

by March 21, 2021

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Conversation Foreplay

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.

Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

by hobocrew July 20, 2010

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conversation hoe

A person willing to converse with anyone about any topic. They love to talk to people at great lengths, when they do not even know them

Andreas is such a conversation hoe.

by conversationhoe December 4, 2017