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A medium sized, North American snake that typically grows around 4ft long and can be found in the US and Mexico. Their normal prey is rodents although young will more likely eat lizards such as anoles. They can live up to 15 years although this is uncommon in the wild.
Around about the middle of the last century, corn snakes entered the pet trade and are now the most popular pet snake. This is due to easy breeding and care and a nice temperament. Most experts recommend corn snakes for beginners for these reasons.
Corn snakes are now available in literally hundreds of morphs (breeds) and in just about every country where it's legal.
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Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"
Eat the corn. Drunk people laugh at this.
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The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
Sean was being a punk so I Corn Dogged him.
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anyone from middle america (specifically the midwest) who lives within, is particularly fond of, or rarely leaves the corn (the corn refers to any US state that is west of Pennsylvania and east of Colorado that also does not border an ocean or the Gulf of Mexico)
Holly: Did you see all those corn people in Times Square this morning?
Amy: Yeah they we’re wearing matching t-shirts and visors and they took up the whole sidewalk.
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Corn gnome(s) is a single gnome or a group of gnomes that live in your colon. They take the chewed up corn out of your poop and put it back in your poop; in whole kernels.
Lore has it that they do it for a more festive bowel moving experience.
You had corn on the cob last night, you remember chewing your food well but there is whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes."
You haven't ate corn in almost a week but, you have whole kernels of corn in your poop; "it was the corn gnomes". They keep some stashed away, so when you haven't ate corn in a while they have something to do when they get bored.
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a term used to describe someone that enjoys administering anal sex. the pitcher in the battery.
when he's not driving the ice cream truck, rick is such a corn pusher.
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A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.
According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.
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