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A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.
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A woman possessing all the same qualities of a cougar, except just a bit older. Usually a woman in her early to mid 50s. Cougar Deluxes are much more rare than cougars, and their wisdom makes up for any aging that has occured.
I was hooking up with a cougar deluxe the other day, but she had to go to her grandson's soccer game.
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Noun: An affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a Cougar.
See: Cougar
Plural: Cougar Stripes
My son's friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe
There was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.
While I was hooking up with his mom, I noticed the cougar stripes on her ass.
I won't even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.
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term for someone who asks you to move down in a bar....
"TAKE A HIKE, DOUCHE COUGAR!!!"
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A very old or very unattractive or scary looking Cougar.
Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar.
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Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
Female - 34 (cougar age)
cougar formula:
34/2 = 17.
17 + 7 = 24
Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)
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The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.
Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!
35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
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