A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.
This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.
(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)
"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."
"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"
"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"
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When you smoke the devils lettuce well going on a cruise
Mainly used in the fox valley and tricity area as a more specific term than roady
Hey man im going on a burn cruise wanna match
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To be cruising around looking for something to do.
Man friday night was a bummer, no parties. I was pretty much just driving around cruising for burgers.
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a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women
I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.
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A stupid hot guy who is stupid enough to believe in the stupid scientology thing and....convert Katie his poor unsuspecting to be wife.
gawd i hate that stupid tom cruise
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Listening to reggae while driving and smokin it up.
i got the blunt rolled up let's take a dub cruise.
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Someone who, even though they are headin for the top, ballin', comin' up, whateva, does inexplicable and unwarranted (usually flamboyant) things to give themselves a good screwing-over.
Man, T.O. really Tom Cruised himself with that Cowboys Star stunt, expecting to be on the fans good side when he signed with them.
Katherine Harris. 'nuff said.
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