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When a male or female have had a bowel movement and not wiped properly. Creates a grainy texture and unpleasant smell.
Carla was in a hurry to get into bed with Earl and didn't wipe her ass well, so when Earl went down on her he got her booty crystals in his mouth.
1. An American country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
2. Rough or forcible anal penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
My wife prefers to stand, actually. I Crystal Gale'd her last night.
When someone takes a straw, fills it with pop rocks, inserts it in ones anus and then proceeds to blow in the other end.
Yo dude, last night I just crystallized her caverns.
Siiiick, you gave her crystallized caverns.
When smoking crystal meth and your partner/significant other or your side butch/dude is giving you head.... duhhh
That bitch was giving me crystal head
One who dedicates their Soul to Crystals. They enjoy, and appreciate the shine, glow, and structure of any Crystal.
Boy: This cave is covered in Crystals! I'm so excited, I'd call myself a Crystal Soul!
Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
The best club to grace the earth
The best club in the world is Crystal palace