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white boy defense

when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense

"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"

by yxrick November 11, 2018


Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador

Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.

by Midnight polarbear March 07, 2013


Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 29, 2019


First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022


Reddit Defense

A tactic where someone intentionally provokes, annoys, or emotionally baits another person—often through smug debate, passive-aggressive remarks, or “just asking questions”—until that person snaps. The instigator then plays the victim, using the outburst to discredit or shame the person they pushed too far.

Basically: you poke the bear until it bites you, then act shocked and sue the bear.

“He kept correcting her every sentence and questioning her tone. When she finally yelled, he said she was 'emotionally unstable.' Classic Reddit Defense.”

“She baited him into a rant and recorded just the angry part to make it look like he was unhinged. Straight-up Reddit Defense move.”

by grimguy66 June 05, 2025


anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 15, 2023


Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 09, 2020