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when you IMMEDIATELY catch a cold/flu etc after recovering
I can't believe I got sick again. talk about Deja Flu
An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
That uncomfortable feeling you get when watching TV and nobody is wearing a mask or social distancing.
Carlos: Ehhh...
Dougal: What?
Carlos: It creeps me out watching pre-covid people hug on tv.
Dougal: Oh yeah. Is there a word for that?
Carlos: Deja Vid
The phenomenon of a turd floating back into a toilet bowl after flushing.
Glancing at the bowl, I saw the turd floated back after appearing to flush -- a case of deja doo-doo.
The phenomenon of seeing excrement float back into the toilet bowl after flushing.
I glanced at the bowl, only to see that the turd had floated back into the bowl -- a case of deja doo-doo.
Just your brain reminding you to remember
Deja Vu reminds your brain to remember
Bro have you listened to Deja vu
YES OFC I HAVE YOU LITTLE GKDBSBD