When you suddenly out of nowhere, remember your last shit taken.
John: Dude I was just watching Modern Family and I suddenly got a deja poo!
Fred: No way! You fucking lucky shit!
The term for when you’re back on your bullshit.
Rebecca’s going back to James just for the D - talk about Deja Poo.
That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
When you realize your one-night-stand is a repeat offender.
Dude, I hooked up with this hottie I met last night. Turns out I already had her. It was a total deja spew!
The feeling that this apocalyptic scenario has happened before… and it’s still not any better.
Experiencing deja doom, Sarah couldn’t shake the feeling that surviving the zombie apocalypse once was impressive, but doing it twice felt like an undead rerun.
Adj.
The feeling of knowing this Hoe before
Ex.
John: hey Bill I'm having a deja hoe right now
Bill: Me too I think we've met this Hoe before
A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.