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Someone who is a "waste of space" and a "doughnut".
Pat: "I forgot that book you wanted"
Howard: "You're a waste of doughnut space"
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When you piss in your lovers mouth and then proceed squeeze out a chocolate doughnut and hold it between your ass cheeks. Then take your ass, position it over your lovers mouth and proceed to dunk your doughnut in her piss filled mouth.
Last night I dunked a bakers dozen of doughnuts in my wife's mouth. It was extremely satisfying.
My wife was open to the new idea of "dunking the doughnut".
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A jelly or cream filled doughnut or pastry that only spills its contents on you in a vehicle of some kind, most likely a car.
Damn!, the jelly spilled out all over pants. Damn carsick doughnut.
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The effect of seeing something you think you want, getting that thing, and then as you begin using that thing, you realise you hate it. This is best shown with doughnuts, as they sound delicious, but as you start eating them you realize you hate them.
Guy x: God, I forgot I hate doughnuts, but I bought a dozen and only ate 1
Guy z: Its the doughnut effect!
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The act of bending over at the waist and lifting something so heavy it forces your rectum out your anis, then being able to use a sharp knife to slice off a piece resembaling a doughnut.
"Danial tried to hang his new TV above the fireplace but he ended up with a doughnut maker."
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Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"
Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst
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To crap in one's trousers; to defecate in one's own clothing; to poop in your pantaloons; to shit your pants, in other words.
"He pulled out his gun and he pointed it (at me) and said step back and that's when I dropped my doughnuts," said the deliveryman, who asked to remain anonymous.
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