Eating Pussy

Eating pussy is where you eat your neighbors cat

I spent my afternoon Eating Pussy

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Eating Latex

To give a blowjob with a condom on.

Girl 1 - "Where was Jane lastnight?"
Girl 2 - "She was eating latex all night."
Girl 1 - "Well, it's a good thing they're using a condom, then."

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eat goods

noun,
1. any form of food that is acquired in a quick fashion; like fast food or something from a Qwik mark

"Yo, we bout' to grab some eat goods before we hit the club, ya'll coming?"

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eating beak

Eating the beak of a chicken at the beginning of your meal; Never at the end. Usually consumed when eating a chicken sandwich.

On rare occasions you can get away with not eating the beak of a chicken at all.

example of eating beak:

Charlie: Can I eat the beak at the end because I eat it at the beginning and it ruins the meal for me.
Dee: You don't need to eat the beak at all..

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eating carpet

woman who licks pussy

If we wanna be lesbians, we have to learn how to eat carpet.

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eating pants

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

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eat pussy

The proof that you are not what you eat!

Real men eat pussy!

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