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U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."
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A pussy emo Meyerpire.
Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING
Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.
Did I mention he sparkles?
Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*
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A name every guy knows, but hates.
Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm
Every-sane-guy: .......
...
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...dumbass.
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A Gay pixie Fairy that sucks people off and Sparkles
your so Edward Cullen.
There are so many Edward Cullens at the pride parade
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A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.
Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?
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A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.
Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.
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