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Elevator Speedtracking

When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.

I went elevator speedtracking with my hornrt angel today.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019


Falsely Elevated Status

You don't have a status.

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023


Elevated productionz

Elevated productionz is an elite group of full senders with bad ass trucks guaranteed to make your bitch and her best friend wet at any stop light they will fuck your girl and mom and they will beat your ass if you talk shit on there name

Omg who’s truck is that it’s fucking elevated productionz bitchhhhhh

by Elevated productionz August 25, 2020


Elevator

When you’re walking and she guides you closer to the wall as she descends down to blow you.

Landed a huge account Michelle was so happy I got an elevator before the elevator if you know what I mean

by Callie Redway February 24, 2023


Elevator

It’s an room that transports you from one place to another - an easier way than stairs. Tend to avoid elevators with two or more people for non awkward positions.

Matt: “Today I was in an elevator with two other people”
Jake: “Wow, that must’ve been awkward

by Theoyaboi February 21, 2020


Elevator

sex is a very nice affair. It is sooo satisfying....

Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....

by Naah~ sexstorys October 26, 2020


Elevator

Sam gets horny there

Never go in a elevator with sam

by Qwefscsvshdhdufkfbfbf April 4, 2021