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Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.
"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."
(elevator man) A gent or a guy who decides to showcase romance in an elevator. It's mostly that scene in a movie where the main couple are in an elevator together and bro decides to set a s3ggsy mood... probably ending up in what was started not being finished in the same day.
Girl: *pouting* Are you telling me you're interested in her
Guy: *smirks and steps closer to her* Do you want me to show you how wrong your assumption is?
Girl: *breath hicks* Let's not get carr-
Guy: *kisses the bottom of her ear* Do you want me to show you?
Girl: *blushes rapidly*
(The elevator doors open and he distances himself before laughing)
Guy: *grins* Come on now, we don't want to be late *walks away*
Girl:*shook* What ...what just happened
Me: *pats her back*That my friend, is an elevator man
So this is a way to confuse everyone around you in an elevator when you walk in.
When you walk in an elevator, you do not turn around to face the door and continute to stare at the back of the Elevator.
To achieve maximum confusion, you walk out facing the same way untill the people in the elevator can no longer see you.
Me: *walks into an elevator, doesn't turn to look at the door*
Guy 1: Whats he doing, why is it making me unnerved.
Guy 2: Careful! He's creating The Elevator Paradox, just let him be and he'll go away... uncomfortably..
on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
To fart in a elevator before a person gets on and to get off before the doors close. Leaving that person to a smelly delicious elevator.
I couldn't help myself and had to fart but it was in a elevator. As I was getting off, a beautiful lady walked right on the same elevator. As I turned around and saw the doors closing she just got elevatored.
When you have sex in an elevator that is stuck between floors then you call the fire department to break the doors open. then once they open the doors, you pull out and ejaculate in the fire fighters face.
Male 1: Yeah, dude, I shot a huge load into the firefighters face during our last elevator shoot
The 20 second ride on the elevator when you fall in the with the hot person.
"Man, I was in elevator love with that guy"...