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When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.
" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"
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"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.
Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.
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When a man eats a whole bottle of Viagra, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.
Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.
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When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.
Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.
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someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection
Saint Ownsalot
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Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.
That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.
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an undescended testicle
Johnny was born with an Italian erection
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