Driver's Foot

Usually occurs after or during traffic. Your ankle feels pain when you try to lift it up from the brakes. Happens because you are constantly pressing down and lifting up on the pedal because you're going nowhere during traffic.

"Goddamn, I have terrible driver's foot. I sat in traffic for 15 minutes."

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Dusty Foot

One of middle eastern decent, specifically an unqualified, disingenuous, scammer who defines his existence by the amount he can lie, cheat and swindle from another. Without shame, conscious, integrity. The lowest of sorts, to be shunned at all junctures and disallowed. From an uncivilized background, without culture or means or standards known to civilized nations.

Man, these dusty foots are smelling and lying up the job so bad, the client threw us out the door and are suing for a grip!

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Puzzle Foot

This occurs mostly in bed when one puts the arch of one foot on top of their other foot; this squeezes the thighs and knees together. This is often done for warmth, or to save space in an over crowded bed.

I walked down the hall and noticed both my daughters were sleeping puzzle foot.

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hooker foot

noun (HEWK-UR FEWT)
derived from german "Hewker Feut", meaning "he who hewks feut".

1. an expression used to describe the imprint of gum left on the sidewalk.
2. those children and teachers at your school
3. generally anything

verb
4. an act of awkward foot positioning

hooker feet - plural

1. Look at that hooker foot left on the ground.
2. Those hooker feet are such hooker feets.
3. Hey, there are so many hooker feet!
4. Last night I went on a date with John and I hooker footed; it totally killed the mood.

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foot sex

to penetrate vaginal opening with toes or complete foot depeneding on elasticity of the vaginal walls

Do you enjoy endless nights of foot sex

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Clutch Foot

Similar to tennis elbow, except it happens while driving standard for a while and the leg you use the clutch with becomes tired. Sitting in traffic makes it worse.

After sitting in the traffic for so long I got clutch foot.

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Pussy Footing

When a person keeps trying to stall or change the subject of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to hide something from you

John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
Zack: "Well, I do, but I like her like my sister, you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and get to the point."

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