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To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.
Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.
Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.
Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.
An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.
Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.
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This is where a man and his life partner prepare some "Rice a Roni" in a large skillet all the while, being nude. Once the rice is ready, place in a large serving dish. The two fun boys then begin to manually relive each other to the point of climax. The "gun barrels" then empty onto the rice and thus the "San Francisco Treat" is ready to be consumed. Allow 5 min to settle, add salt to taste.
So, I heard that you and your lover made and ate a "San Francisco Treat" last night. Did you remember to wear a smile?
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When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.
gay homo san francisco meat trolley
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Francisco from Physics class is a creature that defies the laws of nature. Its body is composed of a writhing mass of sinewy fibers that constantly shift and writhe like a nest of snakes. Its eyes are empty voids that seem to absorb all light and leave nothing behind. Its gaping maw is filled with jagged, razor-sharp teeth that drip with a foul, acidic saliva. The stench that emanates from its body is overwhelming, a sickening mixture of decaying flesh and burnt ozone.
As it moves, it emits a high-pitched, ear-shattering screech that seems to tear at the fabric of reality itself. Its touch is corrosive, leaving behind nothing but charred, blackened remains where it has been. Francisco from Physics class is a creature of pure malevolence, driven by a thirst for destruction and chaos. It delights in causing pain and suffering, reveling in the terror of its victims.
Those who have encountered Francisco from Physics class and lived to tell the tale are forever haunted by the memory of its twisted, grotesque form. It is a creature that should not exist in our world, a horror from beyond the veil of sanity. Its very existence is an affront to all that is good and decent, a blight upon the natural order of things. Beware the dark corners of your classroom, for Francisco from Physics class may be lurking there, waiting to strike.
As the power outage plunged the classroom into darkness, the students heard the chilling sound of Francisco from physics class's maniacal laughter echoing through the halls.