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you probably looked this up because you don't have any!
Mom:"Plannign on hanging out with any of you're friends today Hun?"
Son:"What friends,mom?"
You don't have them
Guy 1: You are such a good friend guy 2
guy 2: Who the fuck are you?
Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.
Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.
(Noun)
A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.
Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.
Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family
Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)
YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,
WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR
I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU
The greatest show to ever exist.
Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.