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When you hit the weed so hard you cough and burp causing your eyes and mouth to look like a frog.
that weed hit me so hard, i basically frog-hit it.
To grab a man by his balls, in a gentle yet assertive way.
Yo dude, I'm going to frog honk the shit out of you.
That guy over there has been frog honking himself all day long.
What a fucking frog honker.
When you have a pet frog and it escapes from its enclosure to kill you in your sleep
"Bro screw the fog is coming, we all know the real danger is the frog is coming
One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.
When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say
Tom: I swear ur dads like 94
Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change
Tom: charge it
"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...
"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"
"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"
"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."
THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG
My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*
Constipated frog.