Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

Fruits a-hoola!

Universal cry issued by art students when leaping down stairwells exceeding 8 steps.

'Fruits a-hoola!' cried Simon as he leapt crazily from the 10th step.

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

class on fruit

An alleged anime that that stupid nigga dom says he watched

Hey dom have you watched any animes?
Dom: Class on fruit

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

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cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

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fruit scoot

one who rides a street legal moterized scooter. these people usualy apear to gay or extremely wimpy.

look at that fruit scoot. lets run him over

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