Fruits a-hoola!

Universal cry issued by art students when leaping down stairwells exceeding 8 steps.

'Fruits a-hoola!' cried Simon as he leapt crazily from the 10th step.

Fruit tingle

Having your arse eaten in Australia.

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle

Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

Fruit by the Foot

Someone that acts fruity and has big feet.

Hey, Fruit by the Foot, how are you?

Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

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cocktail fruit

A man's genitals

"She was yearning for his cocktail fruit"

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