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A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
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boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.
omg i think i want to wear my fuck me boots!! I might get lucky!!
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When a gay man is getting boned in a sling, he is getting fucked while swinging.
Man in gay sauna to man in sling: "Do you mind if I blow in your poop hole"
Man in sling: "Yeah dude, fuck me swinging!"
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something a female says during sex
Destroy my pussy daddy! Yeah! Uh! Harder! Fuuuuucckk I’m gonna squirt! 😩 oh my god ! Harder harder harder 😩 uh yes I cummed.
Fuck me daddy or I’ll suck the soul out of your giant cock
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to bicker at another waste of flesh.
"fuck me running you fucknose, i'm not doing the laundry i'd rather fuck your mothers face"
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It’s a super super super hot person also it’s me
I am Mrs fuck me
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A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.
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