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Colloquial slang for a blowjob.
In business, my father always taught me to seal the deal with a firm Miami handshake.
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When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
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When one sorority girl slides her fingers / hand inside another sorority girl's vagina during the passion of their lesbian encounter.
Girl 1: That sex we had last night was hot
Girl 2: I especially enjoyed the Sorority Handshake
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When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.
Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!
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The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.
Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"
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a goodwill handshake is a handjob that is a more polite, or out of the goodness of your heart kinda sex act than, say, jerking off your boyfriend in the shower.
to be performed quietly in the backseat of a car, in a closet, or basement setting, the goodwill handshake can also be used as a way to say 'thank you' or 'good job'.
For our top 15 customers we offered goodwill handshakes in the basement as a way of showing our appreciation for the support of our cafe.
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rectal exam. It's every surgery intern's job to do the rectal exam when a patient comes into the emergency room. This is especially the case on fat, drunk, soiled, homeless patients. The intern usually has to be reminded to do this by a senior resident or staff doctor.
Hey, go give that drunk piece of shit the intern handshake.
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