when you or someone else hate deuces in a partner's bed
Did you hear that Johnny Depp was hearded?
when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you
bro bro he hearded me
Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.
My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.
heard but plural, it basically means heard but extra good
i hearded you!!
you guys hearded him
Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".
"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"
"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.
I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.
I heard something else is pretty much what you think you heard, but it’s dirty.
“I need to get that dirt off,” John stated as he itched his leg,
“I heard something else,” Damian replied in a smug manner.