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help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, I need somebody
help, not just anybody
help, you know I need someone, help
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What you say when your friends are looking up their names on urban dictionary.
Friend 1: omg my name on urban dictionary means-
Friend 2: Stop it, get some help
When you try to make things better but you just fuck it up 10x worse in doing so.
Did you see Adam smashed all of Natalie's plates when he wanted to clean them up for her. Proper eat out to help out, that one.
Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.
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a phone were you can call and get help/or is it... its not it is a a phone line were you can talk to cowncilers... but guess what you got to wait like 5-10mins before you can even get a fucking cownciller... me and my friend were going to prank call and we waited 10 mins and finally when we were conected we got bourd and hung up it wasnt worth the wait. they say you can call in emergencys but it takes to long to get ahold of anyone and bye the time you do your problem has already happend so there was no point in calling the stupid phone number FYI kids help phone is 1800 668 6868...
Example: "hey john im going to beet you up"
"no please dont" then i ran away i went to call kids help phone....5 mins later im in the trash can and i am talking to the cownciller after i was shuved in the trash can... she asked me " what is you problem john..." "nothing it already happend" "ohh sorry want me to let you speek to are head office person" "no i don......damit she conected me""
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Help an anti furry day occurs after beat an anti-furry day (january 2nd) and its a day where you help the anti-furries and get revenge on the furries
Oh boy, its Help an Anti-Furry day, grab the medi-gun, cure the anti-furries AND LETS BEAT THESE FURRIES
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The scottish term 'help ma' boab' refers to something owned by the individual, which requires help. The particular thing requiring help is the 'boab' aka 'boaby'. The 'boab' aka 'mydingalingaling' is the sausage shaped piece of the human anatomy which is found in the male gender of the species.
Wullie: dr dr i've been gettin some real pains down below like, ya ken!
Dr: I see, and what is it yi want me to do son?
Wullie: I need yi tae 'help ma' boab'
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