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kelsey

kelsey is the fucking ugliest person on earth and you do NOT want to be around her she will back stab you when you least expect it. she will never be truthful and she will always give you attitude. she always has to be right and if net she will come for you. she is the worst person with such a big ego but they are ugly and rude asf even to elder people. never have kelsey as your friend! she will make your life the worst. SHES UGLY. SHES A RAT. THAT HAS PROBLEMS AND TRANSMITS THEM TO YOUR LIFE!SHE THE WORST. SHE THINKS SHES EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HER

fuck kelsey and her ugly ass friends

by laPsecreta December 3, 2022


Kelsey

A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.

Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.

Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around

Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?

by KelBeater March 21, 2017


National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day
guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate

by smoketreess April 25, 2023


Bryan+Kelsey

Kelsey and Bryan are a great couple.They call everyday and talk till they fall asleep.Kelsey is normally the dry one but Bryan is the one who talks the most.Bryan really likes this girl but she doesn't know this!He really misses her when they don't talk for a while

Bryan Ngoyi likes Kelsey .
Bryan+Kelsey makes a good couple

by Don't look there July 26, 2022


Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023


Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022


Anjali and Kelsey

Best friends who will never get sick of eachother and are always talking about something dumb

They’re a Anjali and Kelsey type

by IlovemebutIloveJinmore 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 April 12, 2021