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A woman, typically a white woman, that hates all men and tries to falsely accuse them of rape all the time. They hate men because they have never been approached by one. Most of the men they accuse the most of are black because 1). they desire them the most and 2). the black community has naturally higher crime rates, so it is easier to falsely accuse them and get the outcome they want. Unironically, sexual harassment and assault crimes are actually led demographically by white men, not black men. Kelseys are typically physically very unattractive, having noticeable imperfections in their faces like a large chin, wide cheekbones, or extra face skin, which is ultimately the reason for their disposition.
Malik St. Hilaire's college football career was derailed after he was accused of rape by Nikki Yovino. - Title of Youtube video
Nikki Yovito is a Kelsey, the excessively wide cheekbones, bitchy face, almost tells the story before you read it
A short ass bitch, who loves to talk mad shit to random strangers. The balls on this bitch is phenomenal, you would think they short ass was a fucking politic with all the shit they be talkin. People named Kelsey tend to hang out with people born in January, October, and July ask me why that just how they be
That girl Kelsey talkin mad shit
A sweet, loving and gentle guy. He will never cheat and always be loyal. he is handsome inside and out, and is anything but a player. Once you have a Kelsey as a friend or a boyfriend, never let him go. His heart easily gets broken. Is overall smart, but spaces out in the few classes that bore him. his up for anything and is always down to hang. He is a super sweet and comforting man to be around, everyone loves a kelsey!
Person 1: I heard you were feeling pretty down yesterday
Person 2: Yea. Thankfully Kelsey was there. He made me feel so much better.
IN LOVE WITH SAL. SAL IS EMO... NICKI MINAJ + CARDI B OBSESSED
KELSEY: " TO THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THATS SOME-"
kelsey is the fucking ugliest person on earth and you do NOT want to be around her she will back stab you when you least expect it. she will never be truthful and she will always give you attitude. she always has to be right and if net she will come for you. she is the worst person with such a big ego but they are ugly and rude asf even to elder people. never have kelsey as your friend! she will make your life the worst. SHES UGLY. SHES A RAT. THAT HAS PROBLEMS AND TRANSMITS THEM TO YOUR LIFE!SHE THE WORST. SHE THINKS SHES EVERYTHING BUT NO ONE FUCKING LIKES HER
fuck kelsey and her ugly ass friends
A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Kelsey and Bryan are a great couple.They call everyday and talk till they fall asleep.Kelsey is normally the dry one but Bryan is the one who talks the most.Bryan really likes this girl but she doesn't know this!He really misses her when they don't talk for a while
Bryan Ngoyi likes Kelsey .
Bryan+Kelsey makes a good couple