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lawn mowing shoes

Those special pair of shoes that you wear specifically for mowing your lawn. This is usually done to prevent your nice shoes from turning green. Lawn mowing shoes are usually a year or two old and are absolute shit.

Tom: "Better break out the lawn mowing shoes- lawn's getting bad again."

by ObsidianTower May 8, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mowing your lawn

attempting to pick up someone else's girlfriend/interest, used in the third party state.

Jesse, look at that guy, he's mowing your lawn!

by the urbanizer December 5, 2003

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mowed my lawn

Broader use of the old term "mowed my lawn" or "mowing my lawn," across a wider range of applications. It used to mean blatantly attempting to steal someone's female interest but now means generally rudely stealing or taking something cunningly, and usually right in front of their face.

Lisa stole a commission from me - she mowed my lawn.

by hundalair January 30, 2009

22πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


sucks lawn gnomes

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

by Kayla April 17, 2005

19πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

by scabbrain April 6, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

β€œShe’s got some big tits.”

β€œShe sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021


Lawn Dart Penis

When you are having sex and you pierce her Uterus, making it bleed.

Tom was fucking Sierra and he Lawn Dart Penis'ed her.

by Uniifyyy June 23, 2018